This sleek red and black monster can go from 0-60 in 2.5 seconds.  Under its hood sits two V8 engines; that’s right two V8 engines.   This engine configuration can generate 1200 horsepower; I honestly don’t know of any normal road out there that enable you to fully utilize all 1200 horses.  Its maximum speed is 268 MPH; again, what road – besides racing tracks – will allow you to reach this obscene speed?

The overall price might be mind-boggling but you should know the prices for some of the parts.  To replace all four wheels you will need to cough up $36,000.  If your transmission is a goner you’re going to pay $172,000 to replace it.  Ouch.

A car like this requires big money making and spending to drive but if money is no object to you, then go right on ahead and buy it.

Lambrusco is a tasty red sparkling wine presumably from somewhere in Europe, the world capital of fancy rich people things. Technically Lambrusco has not arrived (it has been around for hundreds of years) but I am taking this opportunity to announce to all my fellow 1%ers that it is officially in vogue and the Champagne is dead.

Now it has recently come to my attention that some people reading this blog may be poor. Technically if you make less than $500,000 a year you have no business reading this blog but I am feeling generous so here is a small tid-bit. To experience Lambrusco goodness without the big money price mix vodka, alka seltzer, water and a few table spoons of jam. It is the closest you will come to experiencing the ambrosia known as Lambrusco.

Why don’t you give your true love a castle? Yup. An actual castle. At castles-for-sale.com you can find your loved one their very own throne. Well, without the royal servants and benefits, or the power or control. What you do get is a giant home made of stone with lush gardens and a massive amount of property. I guess the perks will have to be saved for their birthday.

What about sightly less expensive gifts? Well, you can buy them a cool electric car, a rare diamond, or a charter to space. How’s that for luxury overdose? All of these gifts range high. Amazingly enough the Virgin Galactic charter to space is cheaper than the Annenberg diamond, coming to a $200,000 price as opposed to the $3 to $5 million price bracket. The Tesla car comes in the lowest a striking $128,500. Oh, gee, what a bargain.

I don’t know about the rest of you but in order for anybody I love to get these gifts they have to take more than a bullet for me. They have to go above and beyond to prove that I am way more important than them in just about everything ever.

Once you’re all seated for your flight you can enjoy the in-cabin benefits. First of all, you get an incredibly spacious chair. Like an armchair kind of chair, not a fight-for-the-armrest, squished kind of chair. Your meals aren’t crackers and typical plane food either. It’s a reasonable meal with treats.

If you have an overnight red-eye flight you get a little bed. You get your sheets and a pillow. Enjoy your little sleeping space because when you wake up you get a real breakfast.

This is probably the most comfortable you will ever get on a flight lasting approximately 5 hours, depending on your departing city. Considering you are not going to have to deal with cramped legroom and you get some peace and solitude you are definitely traveling in luxury.

If you have ever wanted to showcase items in your kitchen this would be one of them. These bottles come as affordable as $21 and range all the way up to $2,600, depending on the type of rhinestone detailing and the inherent value of the gems. Even if you are not a fan of the water you get a valuable possession beautifully crafted. These frosted glass bottles are designed with the utmost care and some of the crystallized elements are hand placed on the more expensive products. Add this to your home’s bar for the party guests that need a little water after that last margarita. Having Bling H2O is definitely a way to live a life of luxury.

My expectations about my future never really included any sort of cosmetic surgery but since I am doing well and since I do think I deserve to treat myself I have been considering botox injections. I did not want to go all in on wrinkle removal but some light botox seemed like a good move. Smooth Med is offering a “Botox Light” service for a mere $530. It seems like kind of an amazing deal. My skin, and likely my wife will be happy about it too.

Some people like to make pronouncements about earning wrinkles but honestly I don’t want to look haggard. This deal seems like a great way to get some much needed youth injected into my face. People who work this hard deserve to look good.

Turns out, most of the money you pay for fine denim goes to advertising and marketing. A True Religion pair — the standard one with the white stitching– sells for $152 and costs about $50 to make.

Special distressing can also be expensive, especially if the luxury jeans are made in the United States, where they have to adhere to stringent environmental and work code laws. This also allows the denim to move faster, hitting the stores days after they’ve been produced, whereas in China it can take six to eight weeks. Jeans have to be priced at more than $200 to be made in the U.S.

So if your Sevens were made in China they’d probably be reduced in price by around 60%. That should make you think twice before dropping $300 on your next pair of jeans, unless, you know, they’re just the right color and wash and have rips and distressing in exactly the right places. Hey, if you’re going to buy luxury jeans, you might as well enjoy them.

The watch has a 55 jewel movement and 48 power reserve. And let’s not forget to mention the entire dial is made out of platinum. The strap is complete black crocodile leather. They’re not going extinct, so it doesn’t matter. But what’s really impressive is the watch is made up of 686 parts! Some which are microscopic! I can’t possibly imagine why anyone wouldn’t want to spend over a million dollars on a luxury watch as exquisite as this.

When you walk down the street in a platinum and crocodile leather watch, people will stop and admire. They’ll say, “My gosh! I wish I was as important and powerful as that man!” So if you’ve got the money to spend, don’t miss out on the opportunity to purchase this extremely impressive watch.

Sadly, the ceiling fans are not made from gold or silver. They are not encrusted with diamonds and rubies either. But they are modern, elegant, and stylish. You can enjoy beautiful mahogany wood and pewter or weathered iron and pine. These ceiling fans are handcrafted and made with superior materials. The most expensive fan I’ve found so far is just over $1,000. It’s nothing to write home about, but it’s certainly nicer looking than the ceiling fan in my kitchen with the broken light cord.

Ditch the portable air conditioner and enjoy staying cool the old fashioned way, with fans. You may sweat more, but at least you’ll sweat in style.